This can't be good for my anger issues

Yesterday was actually a good day. This nice little Spanish lady commented on my chihuahuas. (Close enough) And how they are "smart like people" - I opened up my mouth to argue, but given some of my neighbors, I decide she's right. Then, a nice man said they were cute and started telling me about his dog. I thought he was being sketchy, but nope, just nice.

We go to the park. And a puppy German Shepard can "sit" - making my dogs look bad.

On our way back to the apartment, we stop momentarily at my stoop while I fish around for the right key. There's a girl leaning next to the door. That's an understatement since there's usually 10-15 people hanging outside my door. Sometimes in lawn chairs. But this girl had a plastic bag of groceries, I think? Since it was on the ground Kielbasa and Caliope timidly sniff the edges of the bag.

Then, this hose beast swings her huge, ugly purse at my two 10lb (average) dogs!!! "No you did'en" she yells. I open my mouth to tell her what a fucking idiot she is to get mad at two small dogs for sniffing something ON THEIR LEVEL. But I don't. Because why bother? Am I going to make sense to this monster? No. Never. At best, she'll stare blankly and say nothing. At worst, she's going to open her mouth to spit some protest in her dialect which is clearly NOT English.

How can I win?