I feel like I haven't spent enough time talking about the menz of The Crackhouse.
Did you know what crosswalks are for? Not for crossing silly, no - for Uturns! So when the light turns red, you can make a Uturn. Who cares if people are in the middle of the crosswalk?! Silly pedestrians. This is what I learned tonight while I was walking the pups. The mistake I made though was to glare at the man in the Range Rover as he made his turn, nearly clipping a hound. Clearly he misinterpreted my glare for a come hither stare. So he followed me in his jeep. Nearly running over the 5 foot high pile of garbage, as he yelled at me. Seriously, he was yelling at me. "Come ON Shorty, you're going to MAKE me sit here..." and so on.
Did you know what crosswalks are for? Not for crossing silly, no - for Uturns! So when the light turns red, you can make a Uturn. Who cares if people are in the middle of the crosswalk?! Silly pedestrians. This is what I learned tonight while I was walking the pups. The mistake I made though was to glare at the man in the Range Rover as he made his turn, nearly clipping a hound. Clearly he misinterpreted my glare for a come hither stare. So he followed me in his jeep. Nearly running over the 5 foot high pile of garbage, as he yelled at me. Seriously, he was yelling at me. "Come ON Shorty, you're going to MAKE me sit here..." and so on.
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