Nice little Thursday planned

I didn't get home until a little late last night - talking to Kevin Sheldon, who's a total pimp now! I get in and Caliope is soooo skinny, and looking pretty unhappy. I feel almost guilty bringing her outside now because she doesn't like it and she doesn't do anything except shiver, even though she has her little red coat on. On the way outside, Kielbasa barked at an extremely butch looking lesbian. (Note - Jarett asked me how I knew this girl was a lesbian, trying to find out if I'd made out with her on the way out. I did not, so I guess I don't actually KNOW she's a lesbian. She just LOOKED like a lesbian. I'm sorry if this is politically incorrect of me.) I wondered if maybe I could just be her friend, so she can protect me in the hallways.
As I was walking the dogs, kids across the street were playing "Is that a puppy, or a sick dog?" watching Caliope walk down the street. I think sick dog won.

Then, some angry woman tried to run her over with her crazy cart.

I can't wait to move.